A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to
please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of
the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along
with several dozen lesson & music books.
Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and thru the front door. "Oh
darling" he gushed, "Come here... let me look at you... let me hold
you ! Let's have a fine dinner out, then make love all night. I've missed your
lovin' so much !"
The wife, keeping her distance, said, "All in good time lover. First, let's
hear you play that harmonica."