On the 8th Day God decided to have people to protect the land.
He made some to protect the sea but they turned out so ugly he put them in tight
suits no man could wear and decided to leave them at sea so no real man could
see them.
Then he tried to make another service to protect his land, but they turned out
so lazy he turned his back on his hand in pocket disrespecting Army.
Then out of anger he grabbed some of the laziest and silliest looking and dressed
them in powder blue uniforms and called them the coast guard.
Then in a flash he had the idea of the perfect protector
His uniform would be so sharp you could shave with it, with boots so shiny you
could see yourself, to these he put all his honor and courage and decided they
would protect all his sea and land. To these great man he gave the name Marine
and to all he saw he was in control.
After God made this Man he looked about in sadness for he overlooked one thing.
He didn't make a uniform for himself. To this one Marine replied, "Sorry
God but not just anyone can be a Marine."