Seaman

There was a Navy vessle sailing across the Pacific, when two killer whales saw the ship.
The male whale recognized the ship as being the one who killed his father, so he said to the female, "let's go over there and blow water out of our blow holes and flip the ship over.
The female agrees, and the swim over and blow water out of their blow holes until the ship flips over.
As they were swimming away, the male whale hears sailors talking and yelling "over here."
The male whale was really upset. He asked the female whale to go over there with him and eat those surviving sailors.
The female looked at the male whale and said very bluntly.
"Listen, I went along with the blow job, but I am not about to swallow any Seaman!!!"


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