An Air Force pilot, a Navy pilot, and a Marine pilot were flying a joint exercise
in the South Pacific, when they all had fuel problems and had to eject. They
landed on a small, uncharted island and were immediately captured by headhunters
and tied to stakes.
The Tribal Chief approached the Air Force pilot and gave him a choice, "Death
or Bunga!" The pilot thought, "Well, I know what death is and it's
certainly not a good option, so I'll take my chances with the unknown."
He replied, "Bunga." The Chief gleefully shouted, "Bunga!"
The poor pilot was pulled from the stake and sodomized by a dozen of the tribal
elders.
The Chief asked the Navy pilot, "Death or Bunga?" The pilot thought,
"Well, I know what they both are and neither one sounds good, but hey...I
want to live to fly another day." He answers, "Bunga." The Chief
gleefully cries, "Bunga!" The Navy pilot gets sodomized by a dozen
of the tribal elders.
When the Chief asks the Marine pilot, "Death or Bunga?" the Marine
thinks, "Well, neither of them is good, but SCREW living to fly...I have
my dignity." He looks the Chief in the eye levelly and says, "Death."
The Chief gleefully turns to the tribe and shouts, "Death...... by Bunga!"