The commanding officer of unit in the local garrison received a telephone call
from the manager of the city bus company. "Sir, it's outrageous! Whenever
city bus 14 passes your unit barracks your men shoot at it with all weapons!"
"Do they hit it?"
"Fortunately they do not hit people. But they hit bus tires with remarkable
accuracy."
"Accuracy? Then they are not my men. Most of my men are professional bolos."