2LT/ENSIGN - Relatively soft, easily shaped, and often hammered upon, the gold
ingot is the perfect symbol of the Second Lieutenant's rank and station.
1LT/LT (jg) - Somewhat harder, holds it shape better, and needs less hammering,
the bar of silver is well-suited to represent the rank of the First Lieutenant.
CPT/LT - Worth 2 lieutenants, the Captain's insignia of rank reflects his worth
and is configured to resemble a railroad track, giving him the impression that
he drives the train.
COL/CAPT - An eagle of silver, the Colonel's rank reflects both his lofty station
and his ability to see and know all that goes on beneath him.
GEN/ADM - The General's rank is symbolized by stars, for they are higher than
all, give light to all, and are out of reach.
MAJ/LTC/LtCDR/CDR- Ever since the dawn of time, men have used leaves to cover
up their dicks.
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