PLAIN LANGUAGE

A Navy destroyer far off shore met a small yacht. The owner of the yacht hailed the destroyer: "Where do I have to go to get to the island of Catalina?"

"West by north by half a north sixty degrees, SE," the navigator obliged him with information.

"Couldn't you say it without science, in plain language and in a word?" remarked angrily the amateur seafarer. "Better just point!"


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