Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. The first man was an
Army Engineer, the second man was as Defense Accountant, the third man was a
NASA Chemist, and the forth was a Air Force NCO.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog, "T-Square, do your stuff."
T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was smart. But
the Accountant said that his dog could do better.
He called his and said, "Sliderule, do your stuff." Sliderule went
out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into
equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist
said his dog could do better.
He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got
up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten ounce glass
from the cupboard and poured exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone
agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the NCO and said, "What
can your dog do?"
The NCO called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on
the paper, sexually harassed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back
while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for
Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave.