Q: Does the Army help to become independent?
A: I don't know, but I will ask the sarge.
Q: Does the soldier become apathetic in the Army?
A: I don't care.
Q: Why do the new foldable spades of the airforce have small red buttons?
A: If you press the red button, you will see an infantryman jump out and ask:
"Length, width, depth?"