New soldiers walking along the street on pass noticed a car stuck in a mud-filled
ditch. A dull sergeant, identifiable by his 'Smokey the Bear' hat, was attempting
to free the vehicle by himself.
"Say, isn't that our drill instructor!" asked one of the group.
"Hey, it is," remarked another. "Think we should give him a hand."
"Naw," replied the first trainee. "If he really wants his car
out of the ditch, he'll order it out."