This guy decides to join the Navy. On his first day of service, he gets acquainted
with all the facilities around the ship he will be serving on. The guy asks
the sailor showing him around, "What do you guys do around here when you
get really horny after months of being out at sea?"
"The other sailor replies, "Well, there is this barrel on the upper
deck. When you feel the urge, just go pump your cock in the side with the hole."
Weeks pass, and the new guy is getting real horny and remembers the barrel.
He climbs to upper deck and sees the barrel. After looking around, he flings
his schlong out and starts fucking the barrel. Amazed, he finds that it's simply
the best feeling he has ever experienced!
After he finished, he zipped up and began strolling merrily walking down the
deck. Soon, the guy who had originally told him about the barrel walks by.
Pulling him aside, the satiated sailor says, "Hey! That barrel really was
great! I could do that every day!"
At this, the other crew member says, "Yeah, you can do it every day except
Thursday."
Perplexed, the new guy asks why.
The other sailor replies, "Because it's your turn in the barrel on Thursday."