Announcement of the statistics on the highest adultery level:
- The first place is hold by movie stars!
- The second are theatre actors!
- And the third is the Navy!
Someone shouts back:
- What??? I've been in the Navy for thirty years and I have never ever cheated
on my wife!
Someone else shouts him back:
- It's because of dickheads like you we are only third!
HOME Russian Military Joke.