Waiter

I once was lemoned to be waiters at the sergeants' mess at lunchtime do. The mess kitchens just like every other army kitchens suffered from plaques of cockroaches. On the menu this day was nasi goring a very popular dish with in the mess. My task was to serve this to all the senior NCOs on a particular table, I had just served a couple of them and returned with some more when one of the sergeants called me over to him. I asked if there was something wrong to which he showed me his nazi goring, In which there was a large cockroach burrowing its self out of the dish, I said, I would take it was and would he like another dish. To which he replied he would like the same meal again. On returning to the kitchen I showed the dish to the chef and told him he would like a new dish of nazi goring. The chef not wanting his culinary delight to go to waste picked out the cockroach and moved the rice around on his plate and send me back out with it. Trying my hardest not to bust out laughing I served it back to the sergeant, on clearing away the dishes the sergeant said, That it was very good trying my hardest to suppress my laughter I am it bad to the kitchens before I broke down with laughter.

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