Was down at my local bank the other day and in the main lobby of the building is where all the recruiting offices are. I thought I would stop in and chat with the Devil Dog on duty, but he was out. But the sign he had on his door made me laugh. It read:
Sorry I am not in at this time. If you think you have what it takes to be a Marine, please take one of my business cards and give me a call. If you don't think you have what it takes, the Air Force recruiter is next door.
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