A Pentagon general ran into a neighbor from his home town.
"Do the folks in town still remember me, perhaps with a little bit of pride?"
he asked hopefully.
"Maybe," said the farmer neighbor. "As a matter of fact, we have
a tablet put up in front of your old house."
"Is tliat so?" exclaimed the general. "What does it say?"
"It says, '8 miles to Greenville'."