A lieutenant, fresh from a military academy, reports for duty to his commanding officer. The CO invites him to have a drink. He pours two glasses of vodka, drinks his vodka and takes a bite on a cucumber. The lieutenant drinks without eating. The CO refills the glasses, drinks his vodka and takes another bite of a cucumber. The lieutenant winces and drinks his glass without eating anything.
The CO:
“Help yourself to some cucumbers, son. Don’t be too shy!”
The Lieutenant shows surprise:
“So, was it a lunch you invited me to?!
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