You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you don't know what a redneck is.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you thought ER was ET's cousin.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think a strip joint is where they illegally disassemble cars.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if besides you, your uncle just graduated to the 6th grade, that means you two are the only ones in your family that can write.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've ever been stuck in your own driveway.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you got your USMC Hummer stuck in the mud.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your momma refers to the dog as the dishwasher.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your wife's car is made out of 21 others and each part is a different color.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if to save time you repair your wife's car in the auto parts store parking lot.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think Tori Wilson of the WWE is the sexist woman alive.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if for your 5th marriage, you got married in the family car, at a drive-thru chapel.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you frequently search your computer monitor for the dial that changes channels.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your idea of a fancy dessert is "moon pie ala mode".
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you got angry and mooned your Marine D.I.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you just bought your family their first Atari game system from the swap meet.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think the only tools "real men" need are duck tape, bailing wire, Elmer's glue, can of STP, rope, 20 pound sledge hammer, a bucket of white wash, and caulk, and you have successful repair projects to prove it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if pretending NOT to be a redneck, you've tried to quote Jeff Foxworthy and screwed it up.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you named your youngest son General Lee (after a great southern leader and the car from Dukes of Hazard.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you see a sign that says "bridge out" and you try to jump it with your 5-Ton Oshkosh Marine Corp. Truck anyway.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your momma went to the local pet shop for a cat scan.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if Warp Drive describes the condition of your USMC Hummer after maneuvers.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your smoke detector doubles as your dinner bell.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your girlfriend gives you car parts for your birthday.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if back home the Coons would get into everyone else's trash but yours.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if when back home you say, "Let's hit the hay," you actually MEAN it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your can feed a family of five on ONE McDonald's Extra Value Meal.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your grandpa tried to order the Arch Deluxe hamburger at McDonalds.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think the tobacco companies have done nothing wrong.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you love the smell of second hand smoke.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your whole family, except you, are all out on parole for bootleggin'.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your idea of good fishing involves the use of a high speed boat, a strong net and as many hand grenades as it takes.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if Burger King won't let you do it your way.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wife's birthday, her anniversary, or the kids birthday.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your idea of going to see a play must involve goal posts.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you got angry with your computer, broke it, and told your wife a 'computer hacker' broke in to the house and took an ax to it.