You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if when you put your combat boots on you only get them on the right feet 50% of the time.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your brother-in-law joined the neighborhood watch program and now is on "America's Most Wanted."
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you own more than two clappers.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you installed Lo-Jack on your USMC Hummer.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you go to Wal-Mart to pick up women.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your Daddy's lawn mower has more horsepower than your wife's car, but no blade.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your uncle works for county, he inspects Trailer Parks.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you roll your USMC M1A1/2 ABRAMS Main Battle Tank and laugh about it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think the blood on the front of your 5-Ton Oshkosh Truck looks really cool.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the best day of your life was when you stole an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels "over yonder in them hills" from an U.S. Army unit.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your 10 year old son's mustache is longer than your wife's hair.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if cruise control in your pick'em up truck involves a fishing line, a pulley and a hook.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your gear shift lever has ever been a pair of vise grips.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the city code enforcement officers use your Daddy's property as a proving ground for new recruits.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think Tang is in the fruit group.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you can hit a bulls eye from up to 500 yards away, but still have trouble with your ABC's.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've ever wrestled your mamma for the last can of beer.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you borrowed your sister's car and it is the only one in the parking lot and you can't find it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you're momma's IQ is smaller than the number of coons you shot out of season.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you ever wonder what happened to that nice John F. Kennedy boy.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if back on the farm the fuel for your main mode of transportation was oats.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've run out of room on your chest from the tattoos of all your x-wives names.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you owe more child support than the national debt.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if at least one woman from every country you have been stationed in has contacted the American Embassy and has asked for their spouse and children's immigration papers.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you refuse to wash your pick'em up truck on account that you have a strong suspicion that the mud and rust is all that's holding it together.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if people mistakenly come to your mamma's house thinking she is having a yard sale.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've ever told the local sheriff that you smell a pig and he replies, " I knew I should have taken a shower after I slopped the hogs today."
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your idea of a luxury car is a 1962 Caddy with a full blown muscle engine, concealed moonshine tank under the back seat, and has the white fur covered seats in it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think the internet is a new fishing tool.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if there's a pothole in the road and you swerve your Hummer. . . to hit it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your uncle has petitioned the United Nations to make the Budwiser Plant one of the 7 wonders of the world.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your kids can't go out for Halloween because there's nobody within walking distance to get candy from.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you buy the lot next to your house because for your mother-in-laws trailer.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you consider the old oak tree in the front yard is an essential piece of automotive repair equipment (how else are you gonna pull the engine out of the old Dodge?).
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if instead of locking the doors of your house, you keep a shotgun within reach, "just in case".
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you consider pickled deer, possum, and rabbit organs a delicacy.