A Marine Corps gunnery sergeant got on a flight to Minneapolis. The only seat available was next to a Navy Chaplain. He sat and the stewardess akse for his drink order. He got a whiskey with a beer chaser, which the stewardess put on his tray. She then asked the Chaplain if he'd like a drink. He responded, "I'd sooner be seduced by a wanton hussy, than let liquor touch my lips."
The Gunny handed his drinks back to the stewardess and said, "Here, take these back, I didn't know we had a choice!"
HOME West Point Joke