The Staff Sergent was mad one day and went home and told his wife to put on his BDU's.
She replied, "I can't fit into those pants."
The Sgt then replied, "that's right, I where the pants in this family!"
Later that night when it was time for bed, the wife gave the Sgt her panties to put on.
The sgt replied, "I can't get into those.
And the wife then said, "that's right, and you won't be getting into them for a month!"
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