There was a Navy Seal and an Army Ranger and a Marine. They we're on a recon mission and the Navy Seal gave away they're position and were all captured by a cannibalistic tribe. The chief of the tribe came to them and said I will let you decide how you will leave this world but know this I will use your skin to make my canoe.
Well the Seal comes up and pulls out his trusty knife and stabs himself. The tribe yells in excitement and hangs his skin out to dry.
The Army Ranger is next he pulls out his .45 and shoots himself the tribe again goes crazy and does the same to him as they did the Seal.
Well the Marine is next he asks for a fork and goes into the bushes two hours later the chief goes to check on the Marine. And finds the Marine stabbing himself with the fork making little holes in his skin.
The chief asks what he is doing and the Marine replies, "I'm ruining your canoe".
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