Two GIs were driving through Texas and going a little fast when the local County Mounty appeared behind them with his lights flashing. After stopping their Duece and a half on the shoulder the Sheriff climbed on the running board and asked for their papers. When he finished he told them that it didn't matter if they were in the Army they would Obey the local laws and then struck the driver with his night stick right between the eyes. He procede to walk to the passenger side and mounted the Running Board and struck the Passenger between the eyes also. When the GI asked why. The County Sherriff answered that he was just making his wish come true. ??? He continued, Just about 1/2 a mile doen the road you are going to be wishing that, "that asshole had done that to you."
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