A rather confident Marine Major walks into a bar and takes a set next to very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch
for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", the Major replies. "I was just issued this new Marine state-of-the-art
watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?" What's so special
about a military issue watch?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, " Well it must be broken then because I
am wearing panties!"
The Major explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."