1. PT is cancelled because of the sun.
2. Your M16 jams and you attempt to reboot it.
3. You believe "Air Assault" is when the air conditioner in the SCIF
breaks down.
4. Your boots were last polished at the factory.
5. You brag about making tape-again.
6. You firmly believe in the three food groups-caffeine, alcohol, and Tylenol.
7. You think D&C is a form of sexual deviance.
8. You want to find out more about D&C.
9. You have the IG's phone number on speed dial.
10. Your GT score is higher than your PT score.
11. When you get an order the first word out of your mouth is "Why?"
12. The "field" is where the farmer works.
13. Exercises are placed on admin hold when the coffee runs out.
14. Donuts are more important than the brief.
15. Rank is more important than information.
16. Your last tactical assignment was during a game of Risk.
17. You hold an ASI for PowerPoint.
18. You think TA-50 is an NSA course.