I am drunk, sick, pissed off, stupid, hungry, and have a hangover. Flat-broke,
need a haircut, and no mail. I missed an appointment, no sex, no friends, and
damn few relatives. I am in debt, have poor character rating, am over time-in-grade,
and promotions are all frozen. My day is all fu**ed up and I have no clothes.
I lost my meal card and I missed chow. My leave was disapproved and I lost my
shot record.
I have no butts to smoke, can't shave and I've accumulated 3 days AWOL. I got
a hard on, got V.D., about to sh*t my pants and the latrine is off limits until
after the Inspection.
"And they got the balls to tell me to re-up for the benefits."