One of my Officers used to take his dog to work with him everyday.
He was called David, the dog, not the Major.
It was a scrawny look mutt.
So was the Major.
Having a sense of humour, the Major promoted David to the dizzy heights of Corporal,
probably to stop us lot from kicking it.
One day the Major came back to his office to find that Corporal David had left
him "a little message" on his office floor. So he bust him to Lance
Corporal!