Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to
change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those
people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to
be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass
that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work.... 12%
on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays
and help me to remember... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that
people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only
4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to "Fuck off".