An airforce officer was driving his new beamer along a highway. As he slowed down to get onto the offramp, he felt his rear get knocked. He pulled over, as the pickup behind him to the shoulder. He walked to the back of his sky-blue Roadster, and saw the back fiberglass body was shattered. Who should jump out of the pickup truck but a marine; the marine came stumbling over apologizing profusly. The officer drew a circle in the shoulder and said 'Dont move from here. Or else.' He then proceeded to get a tire iron from his car, and went over to the grunts pickup. He swung the tire iron and smashed the rear and front windshield, he dented the side body of the car, and scratched up the paint job all over. He then proceeded to unzip his pants and uceromonisly wet the tires of the pickup. He got in his new car, and drove off in a huff. Another car came up behind the marine, who was grinning from ear to ear. The driver stepped out and said 'Holy look at you car; why are you smiling?' The marine came out of his stupor. 'The joke is on him. When he wasnt looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!'