You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your USMC Hummer.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if one of your relatives has ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think female mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your youngest sister list her parole officer as a reference.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you still watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your brother thinks he is an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in his front yard.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you're x-wife is still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's or Jack Shiles jokes are funny.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your Marine Corp Hummer.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if back home the duct tape on your pick'em up truck seat sticks to your butt when you get out.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your high school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your momma has barnyard animals living in her house.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your pick'em up truck has a bumper sticker that reads, "Gun control is a steady hand."
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have ever had a special loaded gun by the back door only for use on possums and revenuers.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you don't use a garbage service because it must be placed up near the mail box and you can't see far enough through the trees to shoot the neighbors' dogs when they get into it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if Daddy only went to the dump when he had enough to fill up the pickup.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have more than 500 rounds of ammunition in your house....not including 22 caliber.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have guns in your house that you cannot find.