Three high school buddies went to different Academies: One to Navy, one to Air Force, and one to Army. Last summer they decided to go to the Olympics in Atlanta. However, they were broke and couldn't get in to see any events.
The Midshipman gets an idea and grabs a hubcap from his car. He walks to the gate and says, "I'm from Annapolis, and I'm a discus thrower." He's let in.
The Zoomie finds a broom handle, goes to the gate and says, "I'm from Air Force, and I'm a javelin thrower." He's let in.
The Woop looks around, finds what he needs and goes to the gate. He's wrapped in barbed wire, covered with splinters and is all bloody. The person at the gate says, "What the heck are you?" The Cadet replies, "I'm from West Point, and I'm a fencer."
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