You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if during your high school senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you're basically a lite beer drinker, because you don't start drinking until it gets light.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if on your first date at the age of eight you had to ask your Daddy to borrow the keys to the tractor.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, MP's!"
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..."
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your Daddy has every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your wife's work shoes have steel toes.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your sister uses her fishing license as a form of I.D.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if that sophisticated show-biz cousin you brag about is a rodeo clown.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if on stag night, you take a real deer.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your secret family recipe is illegal.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've ever hitchhiked naked.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your bumper sticker says, "My other car is an Oshkosh."
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the highlight of your high school prom night was when your date flipped out her false teeth.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.