A new recruit fire fighter while completing his schooling, was filled in on how to maintain a happy marriage and a good sex life. So he arrived home from class the first day and advised his new wife how things were going to be, first when I come home I am going to ring one bell by saying "ring", you are to get undress, then I will say "ring", a second time and that means to jump into bed and prepare to make love. Third day he comes home and says "ring", Wife jumps out of her clothes, then he says "ring", again. She jumps into bed and they are hard at it, all of a sudden she screams "ring, ring ring", He stops and looks at his wife and says what the "H" is the third "ring", for she says More hose, more hose!!!!!!!!!!
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