Sgt and Cadet

Sgt: "Cadet, are you nervous?"

Cadet: "Yes Sergeant!"

Sgt: "Do I make you nervous"

Cadet: "Sergeant!"

Sgt: "Sergeant what?!?!... Were you about to call me an a$$h*1e!"

Cadet: "No Sergeant"

Sgt: "Bu()sh!t, I can't hear you, sound off like you gotta pair!"

Cadet: "No Sergeant!"

Sgt: "Bu()sh!t, I still can't hear you!!!"

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