A General from Louisiana was retiring, and he decided to throw a party. Included on the guest list was his driver, Sgt. Robichaux, the only Cajun at the party. In the back yard, people were gathering around the pool, mingling and eating appetizers and firing up the grill.
Things really started to get going, and then the General makes an announcement. He says "I've got a man eating alligator in my pool that's 12-feet and 475 pounds of rock-solid man-eating muscle! He loves the taste of man blood more than anything in the world! I'll give $1000 to anyone who has the balls to jump in." While the crowd stood back aghast from the pool, Sgt. Robichaux immediately jumped in! Robichaux quickly grabbed the gator and began wrestling it like nothing! He poked its eyes, did head butts, choked it, broke its legs, and swung it around by its tail!
The gator was screaming with fear while everybody looked on in amazement!
Finally, Robichaux strangled the alligator and it just floated around the pool - dead as a doorknob. Robichaux climbed out, the crowd still staring at him with silent disbelief.
The General says, "Well Sgt. Robichaux, I reckon I owe you $1000!"
"No, that's OK. I don't want the money, " says Robichaux.
The General says, "well that just ain't right - I have to give you something! How about $500 and we'll call it even?"
"No," Robichaux says again. "The money isn't what I want..."
The General, somewhat perplexed, says, "well now Sgt., if the money ain't to your liking, what do you want?"
Robichaux says with a flare in his nostrils, "I just want the name of the sunuvabitch who threw me in the pool!"