One day these soldiers went on a mission and the commander kept yelling at them.. so he comes up to one soldier and says, "Soldier, why haven't you put up your tent yet?"
The soldier replies, "Well, sir, you have not given me orders yet". Then the sargeant says, "Okay, cadet, pitch your tent" and the soldier says, "Yes Sir!!!!!!".
A little later the sargeant comes back to find the soldier's tent in the field about 20 feet away. The sargeant says, "What is this?" and the soldier says, "Well, sir, you told me to pitch my tent.. and that is exactly what I did..."