You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think a 'cursor' is someone who swears a lot.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of your Marine cap.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the highlight of your family reunion is when your grandfather executes the "pull my finger" trick.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if when your daddy leaves your house, he is followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing he worries about is if momma can drive fast enough to lose them or not.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your brother's `huntin dawg' cost more than his truck.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your momma has an Elvis Jell-o mold.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your sister has a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, and Elvis in her wallet.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your Daddy's vehicle has a two-tone paint job -- primer red and primer gray.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you dated your Daddy's current wife in high school.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've ever hit a deer with your USMC Hummer...deliberately.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into the barracks.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if all your girlfriends have names like Billy Jean, Sissy, Cathy Lee, Snook'ems, Sara Lee, Priscilla, Marry Lou, Mabelle, Esther Ruth, and Billy Jo.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if at Parris Island Boot Camp your family arrives for your graduation in chartered buses.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your platoon places bets with all the other platoons on how long your fart will last.