A couple of A-10's are escorting a C-130 Hercules and their pilots were chatting
with the pilot of the transport to pass the time.
Talk fell on the subject of relative merits of their respective aircraft with
the fighter pilots holding their planes were better because of their maneuverability,
weaponry and the like
The C-130 pilot replied "Yeah? Well I can do a few things in this old girl
that you'd only dream about." Naturally, he was challenged to demonstrate.
"Just watch," he tells them.
The C-130 continues to fly straight and level, and after several minutes the
Herk pilot returns to the air and says, "There! How was that?"
Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots say, "What are you talking
about? What did you do?"
He replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, got a cup of coffee, then
went back and took a leak."