The recruiting officer had a hard time trying to determine to which branch
of the service he should assign this volunteer. The trouble was that the would-be
warrior was so dumb he could only count to ten.
"Where shall we place him?" he asked his assistants at the recruiting
center.
"Let's send him around to different camps to referee boxing bouts,"
suggested one.
Another had a better idea.
"Let's send him to a missile unit. He'll be very good at a countdown."