Another boring day on the western front. The Aussies were strategising a plan
to spice up the trench warfare. They decided that the most common german name
was, Hans. That night, a digger crawled through no-man's land, a few metres
away from the Jerry frontline trench.
"Hans," the brave young aussie cried out.
"Ya?" answered a jerry as he popped up curiously.
BANG! the aussie shot him, point blank. And again, and again they used this
strategy. But the Germans weren't silly, they decided to give the aussies a
taste of their own medicine. A young German by the name of Hans, crawled to
a few metres away from the aussie trench.
"Sam?" he cried. there was no answer. "Sam!" he yelled a
litle louder. Still no answer.
"SAM!" he hollered at the trench.
"Is that you Hans?" "Ya." BANG!
Once again, the digger came out on top!