The IQ of a young man about to be inducted was checked up at the recruiting center. The psychiatrist asked: "Now it is very important to know everything about your ways of relaxation. What do you do as a means of relaxation?"
"I kill flies with a bow and arrows," the man said.
"Isn't it sort of messy?"
"What?"
"To use a bow and arrows in this age of sophisticated weapons?"
"Naw," said the man. "I only aim at their legs."