Military Jokes. Military humor...
Military Jokes. Military humor...
Two gay guys s are standing on a bridge watching ships pass by underneath them. One says to the other, "What kind of ship is that?"...
Getting along with the natives...
HEATED
Two soldiers were discussing their experiences of service in cold climate areas.
"Yes," said one, "at one point we nearly froze to death during one field exercise."
"Oh, how dreadfull" commented the other. "Who saved you?"
"We had the presence of mind to get into a heated discussion," was the reply....
AD FOR SOLDIERS
An ad in a shop dealing in Valentine cards ran as follows:
"Valentine Cards Reading "I Love Only You" For Soldiers Now Available in Multi-Packs of Six"....
Evolution The first evolutionary stage was the Navy. The sailor was an aquatic creature that spent most of his time in the sea, up to nine months a year. While usually having a mate, the sailor returned to the nest infrequently to procreate and pass on exotic trinkets to his offspring. ...
Favorite Song General Ulysses S. Grant was asked which of the many war songs he liked best. He mentioned that he was a poor person to ask such a question because, "I know only two tunes. One of them is Yankee Doodle. The other isn't." ...
A Marine Walks into a Bar... A Marine walked into a bar......
Military Jokes. Military humor. ...
NAVY Speak -There are three types of pilots ones that have made gear up passes: ones that will, and finally ones that will again. ...
You KNOW It's Time to Get Out When... No-LATA (No Longer Able to Adapt) Categories...
Excuses... An Israeli air force Helicopter was sent to rescue a wounded sailor off an Israeli Navy ship in the Mediterranean. The mission took longer than expected and the Helicopter was running dangerously low on fuel. Spotting an American carrier the pilot immediately landed on it. When asked what the hell he though he was doing he replied, "I thought it was one of ours". ...
The 10 Commandments of a Military Wife. Military Jokes. Military humor...
Warranty Rumor has it that this was actually posted very briefly on the McDonnel Douglas Website by an employee with a sense of humor (The company, however, didn't find it all that funny)...
EMULATING A MARINE CORPS HELICOPTER PILOT An Indian named Brown Elk walked into the saloon. He was a giant of a man with a six-shooter tucked into his belt, so no one dared ask why he was carrying a pail of manure in one hand and a small cat in the other. ...
Ways to get on to a military base. 10. Drive up to the gate and desperatly tell the guard "My friend just got his head chopped off, and I must get him to the hospital!" (Make sure there is an emergency room on base, first). ...
Revised Inner Service Football Recently the Pentagon announced new rules for the fall 2001 Army-Navy-Air Force-Marine Corps football tournament. It is now known that the gender-integrated teams will take to the gridiron only after negotiating the following. ...
CPO's Prayer Dear Lord:...
One mouse tells her girlfriend she dates a bat...
- What is this "thing" you are dating ?
- It's a bat - It's a mouse with wings !
- But he is so ugly !
- Well, yes. But he is a pilot ! ...
The Monkeys: A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, a platoon sergeant walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a PFC monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $1000." The platoon sergeant paid and walked out with his monkey....
Military Wives The good Lord was creating a model for military wives and was into his 6th day of overtime when an angel appeared. ...
12 RULES OF AN NCO
#01...AN NCO IS NEVER WRONG....

ROGER'S RANGERS STANDING ORDERS
1. Don't shred nuthin'. ...
Definition of a Warrant Officer: Warrant Officer: Normally meaning WO1, but could be used to mean any Warrant Officer. The Warrant Officer aviator is perceived differently as seen by: ...
Ode to the International Code A is for ALPHA, it's really all Greek,...
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider....
Pilots What is the ideal cockpit crew?A pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to
feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to
touch anything....

Zimmerman goes to war. Military humor, military jokes...
Special High Intensity Training
Training Command and Doctrine
TRADOC
Inter-Unit Memo
SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
ATTENTION: ALL UNITS In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from soldiers, it will be our policy to keep all soldiers well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give soldiers more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. ...
Fat Recruit One morning at the Canadian Forces Basic Training Unit in Cornwallis, Nova Scotia, the RSM was inspecting a recruit course on the parade square. He came across a particularly pudgy recruit and poking his pace stick into the recruit's abdomen he said, "Private, on the end of this pace stick is a fat slob." The recruit replied, "Not on this end sir." ...

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