Warrant Officer: Normally meaning WO1, but could be used to mean any Warrant Officer. The Warrant Officer aviator is perceived differently as seen by:
Headquarters- A drunken, brawling, jeep stealing, woman-corrupting liar, with a star sapphire ring, Seiko watch, and a survival knife.
Himself- A stout, handsome, highly trained professional killer and a female idol, who wears a star sapphire ring, carries a finely honed survival knife, and is always on time due to the reliability of his Seiko watch with GMT.
His wife- A stinking, foul mouthed bum who arrives home every few months or so with a bag of dirty flight suits, two flight helmets, a huge ugly watch, a survival knife, and a hard-**.
His commander- A fine specimen of a drunken, brawling, jeep-stealing, woman corrupting liar with a ring, a knife, and a fantastically accurate Seiko watch.
Dept. of the Army- An overpaid, overranked, overrated tax burden who is indispensable
since he will volunteer to go anywhere as long as he can drink, brawl, steal
jeeps, corrupt women, kick dogs, lie, and wear dirty flight suits, star sapphire
rings, survival knives, and a Seiko watch.