Top Ten Reasons Not to re-enlist

  1. Running
  2. The urge to live beyond a basic subsistence level
  3. Running
  4. Allergic reaction to MOPP gear
  5. Running
  6. The novelty of eating non-Chinese food has finally worn off
  7. Running
  8. The desire to have a pet and an apartment without being forced to acquire a husband in order to do so cheaply
  9. Running
  10. The need for a permanent address that's actually permanent...
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