Drinking on the Flight Line
A couple of drinkin' buddies, who are
POL handlers, are on the Flight Line at Campbell Army Airfield. It's fogged
in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, "Man,
have you got anything to drink?" The other one says "Nah, but I hear
you can drink JP-8, and that it will kinda give you a buzz." So they
drink it, get smashed and have a great time, like only drinking buddies can
do.
The following morning, one of them
wakes up and he knows that his head will explode if he gets up, but it doesn't.
He gets up and feels good, in fact, he feels great- NO hangover! The phone
rings, it's his buddy. The buddy says, "Hey, gow do you feel?"
He said, "I feel great!!" And the buddy says, "I feel great too!!
You don't have a hangover?" And he says, "No, that JP-8 is great
stuff - no hangover - we ought to do this more often." "Yea,
we could, but there's just one thing..."
What's that?"
"Did you fart yet?"
"No...!?"
"Well DON'T, 'cause I'm in Alaska!"
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