A soldier, a sailor, and a marine, got into a fight about which
service is best.
The fight was so heated, that they killed each other. Soon, they found themselves
in Heaven.
They see St. Peter walk by and ask him: "Which Branch of Service is the
best?"
St. Peter replied: "I can't answer that. But, I will ask God what he thinks
the next time I see him."
Some time later the three see St. Peter again and ask him if he was able to
find the answer.
Suddenly, a dove landed on St. Peter's shoulder. The dove was carrying a note
in its beak.
St. Peter opened the note and read it out loud to the three fellows:
"Gentlemen: All the Branches of the Service are 'Honorable and Noble'.
Each one of you has served your country well. Be proud of that." signed,
GOD,
US ARMY, Special Forces, (SGM, Retired)