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A man who had volunteered for the Army and then thought better was late to report to the recep-tion center. When asked by the recruiting officer about explanations, he pleaded for a little more time to settle his affairs.

"All right, I'll give you three more days," the officer said, "and no more."

"Okay," said the prospective serviceman, "I'll take Christmas, Fourth of July and New Year's."