A Chinese named Wong enlists in the Army and while in boot camp, his sergeant
realizes he is one of the dumbest enlistees he has ever seen. The sergeant tries
as hard as he can but he can't seem to figure out what to do with him.
One day, he decides to send Wong over to guard the Supply Depot. The sergeant
reasons that even a dimwit like Wong can handle the simple task of guarding
the supplies. He tells Wong to report to the Supply Depot at 0700 hours; to
take the key and stay there until 1500 hours; then to lock the Supply Depot
and report to the sergeant with the key. He asks Wong if he understands this
assignment and when Wong reassures him that he does, he sends him on his way
with the key.
The next day at 1500 hours, Wong does not return from the Supply Depot. The
sergeant waits around and after another hour has passed and still no Wong, he
decides to go over to the Depot to check things out for himself. He notices
that the door is still wide open and hasn't been locked and then he notices
a light still on in the back room. The sergeant makes his way over to the lit
room, when suddenly out of hiding jumps Wong yelling, "Supplize!"