Two tigers escaped from the National zoo and once free decided it would be
best to split up in an effort to avoid capture. They agreed to meet in one week
at a designated spot. A week passed and one tiger arrived at this spot, he was
a sight to behold. He was missing an ear, coat was mangy, filthy and he stunk
to high heaven. After a while the other tiger showed up, a fine example of the
species. Well fed, healthy and shiny fur coat. The happy cat said to the sad
cat, "Man, you look like you've been to hell and back, what happened?"
to which he replied, "You want beleive this but after we parted, I was
mugged, robbed and my ear was bitten off by some wild human within the hour,
I've been running for my life ever since!" The silence was broken when
the sad cat asks "What's the story with you, looks like you fair'd pretty
well?" "Well, I did okay. I went across the 14th Street bridge and
found a place called the Pentagon. When I went in I found that I could eat a
full colonel a day and it wouldn't be missed!"