Two mates met at an Army renunion. 'G'day you old bastard', they greeted each
other.
'What have you been doing?' One said, 'Well, you know I played the violin in
the Regimental band? Well I married a girl who plays the harp really well. We
have two children, a boy who plays the flute and a girl who in a dab hand on
the drums. Come over one evening and we'll give you a musical evening'.
'Thanks' said his mate. 'As you know, I was the Regiment's champion boxer. Well,
I married a girl who is a black belt at unarmed defence. We have only one son.
He's in the Police Force and is a champion wrestler. Come over to our house
one evening. We can't offer you a musical evening but we can give you a bloody
good hiding.