There were two guys in the Army. One day one of the guys gets a letter from
his mother, and after reading it he becomes very sad.
His friend (the other guy) asked him what was wrong. The first guy responded
by handing him the letter.
So the second guy reads that his friend's mother had written that the first
guy's girlfriend was in bed with arthritis. "Well," the friend said
to the first guy. "That's not so bad."
The first guy turns to him and says, "Yeah. That's what you think. I know
those Ritus boys and Art is the worst one!"